Blast from the past

This book was written before the retarded AWB took place.  All this time I thought anti-funs coined the term assault weapon as a buzzword(and for people to constantly confuse them with assault rifles) but they just hijacked it to push their agenda(no surprise).  Interesting book though, some familiar guns, some obscure ones.  And semiauto AA-12s are due for importation any day now!

The off-brand glockazine is a lucky find from a garage sale and unfortunately doesn’t feed my problem solver.

 

Counted up some plastic army men the other day

Green: 297  The good guys, U.S. & NATO countries.

Tan: 177  The bad guys from various countries that want to take over the world.  Some yellow and white ones are lumped in with tan because they were always outnumbered by green ones.

Gray: 41  The other bad guys, nazzies obviously.

Blue: 127  Spy-police of the world.  Mostly good but always pushing for a police state.

Blue/green: 13  Special forces coalition between blue and green.

Bright green and pea green: 130  Traitors who have allied with tan and gray.

Brown: 94  Supposedly neutral, but often corrupt and supporting the tans.  They’re mostly conscripts.  How the hell did I accumulate 94 of these?  I only remember buying a small bag at the dollar store.

Red: 113  Soviet countries.  Some are ninjas and rebel firefighters.

Black: 13 and 4 cannons  Black ops and mercenaries involved in shady dealings.

Zombies: 125  Experiment by bright green side.

Skeletons: 26  Spooky supernatural occurrence.

Purple: 48 Aliens and monsters + some zombies.  From an interdimensional portal or something, I dunno.

All for a total of 1204 troops(or 1005 living human ones).  Also 12 ground vehicles, mostly green, 9 aircraft, 2 boats and a dinghy, plus two dinosaurs.  And there’s hundreds if not a thousand more of them still in storage.  I might have a problem.

Sailing the internet in search of guns and titties

 

Added a new problem solver to the collection

DIS MY WALTHER BRAND GLOCK 40 BAYONET, YO.

 

Picked it up at a flea market.  A few people armed with these could take over London.

 

That picture of the mauser c96 array gave me an idea…

Behold the glock 400!  It would cost about 1700+the bracket/firing mechanism.

 

Had to make a gif of it

 

From this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BY1H1rZL53I

She says, “Stawp talkiin too uhs liike chiildrin!”…after throwing this tantrum.

 

The way they’re looking at each other cracks me up

“Would you look at that, your hair is shaped like my helmet.”

 

Grossemacabre now in tumblr form

I made a tumblr account, but will probably still be posting here.

 

Techno technical

Just before getting rekt by a HK drone, but it looks cool.

From Terminator 2(1991).  In the future everything is capable of shooting lasers.  I was bummed at the lack of them in the fourth movie.  Haven’t seen syfygynesis yet, but I heard they return…looking like a supersoaker.

 

 

A drawing

The Burgess super shorty aka LUNCHBOX SHOTGUN

 

 

Turns out a .45-70 Burgess rifle DID exist

After posting yesterday I reread the Burgess page on Forgotten Weapons and found that lo and behold, (grip)pump action rifles were made in .30-30 and .45-70.  They were even more rare than the shotguns but unfortunately couldn’t fold.  It would be nice to see ones that could, though.  As far as I know the only guns that come close are takedown Marlins & Winchesters and a folding single shot rifle(or maybe I got a H&R handy rifle mixed up with one of the foreign single shotguns that fold), neither of which can be whipped out ready to go.  The world needs more folding guns.  Inb4 Kel-tec and Magpull, one isn’t manufactured in large enough numbers and the other ????