The moment before the panties drop in the airsoft shop

Don’t know what the context of this goofy picture is(maybe “hey baby, show me them boobies and I’ll show you muh gun”?), but who cares?  The tactical pornstar guy looks so confident in his replica space/race pistol and its 6mm power.

It’s hard to tell if the woman is actually impressed or just being sarcastic.  “Ooh nice orange tip there, mister high speed low drag.  Buy the real thing and throw all this in that trash can there.” “…Well since you mentioned tip, and you’re partly undressed anyway, could I stick mine in you a little?”  Or she could be surprised that he’s using such nice trigger discipline.  “Check out my trigger discipline, bitch.  I can tell without even looking that those panties bout to drop just like the titties already have.”  “Exactly.”  Even with an airsoft gun it’s a good habit to keep the finger off the trigger.

 

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Picked up this little finger at a grocery store the other day

An event that would put anyone against guns in pants-shitting hysterics.  This cap gat is die cast out of a space age alloy that the orange tip “fell” off of.  It has the ability to use ring or strip caps but didn’t come with any.

Serial number is printed on the grip and censored cuz opsec

Note the lanyard ring allowing for it to be worn around the neck on its own or concealed amongst other bling.  While it’s puny (only about 3.5″ OAL), the little single shot is easy to keep handy in case I have to cap a fool.