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Those movies from the 70s and 80s where gangs caused all kinds of havoc in the streets were for REAL.

From Masterplan, performed by The Plasmatics and Wendy O. Williams.  The song’s kind of repetitive and it’s hard to hear all the lyrics in the video but she was badass.

 

SFW gun boobs II pt 2/2 finally

The highlights:

My bad, should have clarified ‘babes with guns and other weapons/tools’

As the standards of /K/ were grossly underestimated, the hate surges!

At one point someone posted some transsexual transvestites from Transylvania.  No thanks 360 noscrote NOPE but it was neat they were armed I guess(even if it was airshit).

 

Now the shoops.  Figured on not posting the ones that weren’t unless there’s an outrage and demand for them.  If so they can get their own post but the thread is archived too.

Overall it was great success/10, I need to get more ready for next time.

 

 

SFW gun boobs II pt 1/2

Still have to finish editing the highlights but here are some of the shooped images in the meantime.  I should have some free time later today or tonight to post the rest.  Thinking of posting all the non-shooped SFW images too, but I don’t have sources for many of them.  Then again, neither do the shooped images without a watermark, so anyone desperately needing to know the origins can reverse image search(some work and some don’t due to default filenames being ‘untitled’ or ‘IMG 01, 02, etc.’).

And thanks to the anon that ID’d the mystery bubba rifle from Actiongirls.  I would have thanked them in the thread but it was archived by the time I got back from work.

 

some SFW shoopery

Recently someone made a thread with nudity on /k/, which is a work safe board about weapons.  It was taken down after a while and was mostly porn but it was an inspiration to do this:

I guess they could be considered weapons though.  Or be weaponized like the crotch gun in Desperado/Dusk til Dawn/Machete Kills

 

fucked up the edges

 

howdy

 

There were a few more edited images, but they weren’t much different other than having Zergface cover the offensive bits.  These were thrown together but amusing enough that I want to make mo better ones.  Future NSFW stuff will still be posted here occasionally, no worries.

 

A target

Oh no, a terrorist took a hostage and is using her as a human shield and distraction!

Penalty for hitting the hostage, her boobs, or the Mossberg, bonus for hitting the bad guy in his right eye.  Pic was from a photoset that came up from searching some combination of guns+babes.  Wasn’t really what I was looking for, but I found a use for it.

 

The moment before the panties drop in the airsoft shop

Don’t know what the context of this goofy picture is(maybe “hey baby, show me them boobies and I’ll show you muh gun”?), but who cares?  The tactical pornstar guy looks so confident in his replica space/race pistol and its 6mm power.

It’s hard to tell if the woman is actually impressed or just being sarcastic.  “Ooh nice orange tip there, mister high speed low drag.  Buy the real thing and throw all this in that trash can there.” “…Well since you mentioned tip, and you’re partly undressed anyway, could I stick mine in you a little?”  Or she could be surprised that he’s using such nice trigger discipline.  “Check out my trigger discipline, bitch.  I can tell without even looking that those panties bout to drop just like the titties already have.”  “Exactly.”  Even with an airsoft gun it’s a good habit to keep the finger off the trigger.

 

NO REFUNDS

 

Saw a few good horror movies

Shock waves(1977) is a Spooky low-budget movie about undead Nazis rising up to attack a group stranded on an island.  The death corps are different from the usual movie zombie types.  They hide in the water and trees and silently sneak around but can move fast if they have to.  They don’t eat their victims but kill with their bare hands, preferring to drag them underwater to drown.  Not much is revealed about them other than they were part of an experiment in WWII that was effective yet unpredictable.  But that’s all that has to be revealed; going into detail about why the sky turns yellow or how the ghost ship surfaced or what the dark goggles do would be too much exposition.

Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers(1988) is pretty self-explanatory but it delivers on the premise.  A growing number of murders thought to be from a serial killer are really due to a chainsaw cult.  The leader(Gunnar Hansen, the original Leatherface) sends hookers out to seduce and carve up victims as a sacrifice.  A detective is looking for a runaway who happens to want revenge against the cult.  Chainsaws, humor, boobies, what more could anyone want from a title like this?

Street Trash(1987) is one of the ultimate gross-out movies on par with Troma’s best.  Part of it is about a mysterious case of booze found in a liquor store basement that causes people to violently and colorfully melt right after a mere sip.  It’s also about bums at odds with the world and vice versa.  Everything looks run down and hardly anyone is squeaky clean physically or morally. The main character is kind of an asshole, the cop is hotheaded, some bums are friendlyish but in general everyone is surly(one might even say TOXIC, hyuk) towards another.  The villain is a psycho who carries a knife made from a human femur and used to be a hitman and drug dealer in Nam.  Other than the meltings(and a fat guy explosion), there’s blood, puke, piss, tossing a severed dick around, and a couple love scenes with the unwashed.

3/3

 

Went to a water wallyworld over the weekend

It’s been a while since I’ve been to a water park.  It was fun but kind of crowded and had long lines in some of the areas.  There was an interesting mix of characters around though.  Right off the bat a woman struggling to contain large areolas in her top said hi, and over the course of the day a Jamie Lee Curtis lookalike, a chubby inked guy with a lower back tattoo tramp stamp that said ‘PORNSTAR’, and a black cowgirl in a gold bikini were spotted just to name a few.  Someone asked if they could have my inner tube and got butthurt when I said I was using it LOL.  Apparently he didn’t know that they’re rented and people that are leaving sometimes give them to you (which is how I got mine), kind of like those carts at an airport.

 

A MILF and a Mosin

Forgot where the original image was from.  After a chuckle I saved it from the categories page on some youfuckpornredkinktube site.  Of course after clicking the gallery turned out to be non-armed MILFs.  Sadly there was no category for Male Mosin Female action either.

 

It’s hot out today

From Curl of the Burl by Mastodon.  Can’t help but stare instead of stopping, dropping, and rolling LOL.