Make America Randy Again

Rand Paul is out of the presidential race.  There goes the opportunity to use slogans like “Why feel the bern when you can feel Randy?” and “All the other candidates want to make America impotent, stop the shrinkage of liberties and let U.S. citizens get freedom boners!”  Not that I expected him to win against all the Celeb Power, but I distrusted him the least out of all the candidates because he was the only one that actually seemed like he gave a shit about limiting government power instead of expanding and abusing it.  Now we’ll have to vote for one that won’t increase surveillance on citizens, raise taxes while spending more and infecting every aspect of life with bureaucracy.  Oh wait