Finally a shoop

Haven’t even played Overwatch yet but it sounds similar to TF2.

 

Stairs won’t stop it this time

A flying ED-209 swoops down out of nowhere, being extra sneaky without the hydraulic legs.  It orders you to put down your weapon and says that you have 20 seconds to comply.  Whether you comply or didn’t have one in the first place, it repeats and starts counting down.

Uh-oh

 

Make America Randy Again

Rand Paul is out of the presidential race.  There goes the opportunity to use slogans like “Why feel the bern when you can feel Randy?” and “All the other candidates want to make America impotent, stop the shrinkage of liberties and let U.S. citizens get freedom boners!”  Not that I expected him to win against all the Celeb Power, but I distrusted him the least out of all the candidates because he was the only one that actually seemed like he gave a shit about limiting government power instead of expanding and abusing it.  Now we’ll have to vote for one that won’t increase surveillance on citizens, raise taxes while spending more and infecting every aspect of life with bureaucracy.  Oh wait

 

Witnessed while standing in line almost missing my flight

“If you see something, say something is more than just a slogan”-Jeh Johnson

I wouldn’t be able to keep a straight face working at homeland security.

IF YOU SEE SOMETHING, SAY SOMETHING, COMRADE!  IS NOT ONLY SLOGAN BUT WAY OF LIFE!

When the happening happens: If you see something, shoot something.

Alternatively: If you witness something, say something!