Yesterday’s post

about the exploding barrels makes me want to play Garry’s mod.  It’s been a while and I miss the explosions, bizarre physics contraptions, flailing limbs, and attaching thrusters to objects to launch them off ramps.  Another pastime was turning AI off, then spawning good and bad NPCs and turning it back on to watch them duke it out and see who survives.  So was filling a level with better-armed enemies and trying to kill them with a random weapon like a nambu(+ enough ammo) without dying.

Also I kind of want one of these category-defying 12 gauge things, but $$$.  A laser would help with aiming but I might ditch the return spring if possible.  Would strap to arm like mega man/10.

Don’t shoulder it though, unless you’re feeling rebellious.  NOTE TO ATF AND OTHER GUBMINT NAZZIES: THE LAST REMARK WAS A JOKE, I DON’T ENDORSE SHOULDERING THE BRACE NOR RECALL EVER DOING SO MYSELF, LIGHTEN THE FUCK UP AND PLEASE DON’T SHOOT MY NEIGHBOR’S DOGS, THANK YOU/FUCK YOU.

Since shouldering is no longer legal, has anyone with one of these ever rigged up a handle on kind of a linkage bar(18″ or so) attached to the pump?  What I mean is it would be like a sort of bullpup straight pull allowing the gun arm to be outstretched while the other arm pumps next to it(instead of out in front).  Would it work, or is it just overthinking due to weird regs?

 

And killing any nearby dogs goes without saying

ATF logic: If you own a gun and have a shoelace or a tiny flat piece of metal, pipe fittings and brillo pads, you’re a fucking criminal mastermind and deserve to have your house raided and burned down.  If you pay the toll and have your name on the registry so we can keep tabs on you, that’s cool for now.  Otherwise fuck you.  We also walk weapons that we don’t trust citizens with to cartels to keep you worthless peasants safe.

 

The more you know

?Did you know?

If every gun owner were required to have a FFL, they would have to interact with the ATF(probably other agencies too, and with police if there’s still not enough people) on a regular basis.  There would inevitably be a dog genocide the likes of which the world has never seen.

“Today’s inspection is complete, herr gun owner.  However I see one of your rifles is not compliant with ze new law.  You may be able to reduce your sentence and reapply for a new license if you answer this: how many hounds are you hiding in ze attic?  Your neighbors own guns as well, how many dogs do zey haf?”

Gun control laws murder puppies.

And for the dog-hating cat owners, it’s not just a hound holocaust, any pet can make an agent/officer fear for their life.  Dogs, cats, birds, fish, lizards, whatever, there is someone who react by tazing, beating, mag dumping, fucking, and lighting them on fire to make an example.  The monster will get paid and the pet owner(or family if he/she was killed in the crossfire) might have some fines to pay.